Here are some reasons we at Medwaste Management might be worth looking at this Valentine’s Day.
1. We will listen to YOUR needs
At Medwaste, we will adjust the medical waste disposal contract based on the needs of your specific business. We will consider factors like budget, medical waste disposal volume/necessary pickup frequency, type of facility, type of medical waste, and more. We will listen to you as you explain what your expectations are, and what would work best for you, and then we will let you know if we can provide what you are looking for. We will work with you to find the best possible contract. We will do our best to look for win-win solutions to your medical waste disposal needs.
2. We will reinvent the relationship monthly (or as needed)
Contracts are not locked in, and they will not auto-renew. We will not trap you into a ridiculous long term agreement with myriad small print that you will not recall agreeing to. We will not impose higher prices without due notice. However, we are willing to switch up the terms of our relationship with you. If at any time our medical waste disposal setup stops working for you and your business, you can switch to a different kind of contract. We have options for long contracts, month-to-month pickup, or even a one-time pickup option, where we will come and get your medical waste when you request a pickup at your own convenience with no further commitment on your part. Whatever works for you, we are flexible, and willing to change the nature of our relationship to whatever you are most comfortable with.
3. We won’t lock you in
Sometimes love means letting people go. We will not condemn, shame or guilt you if you decide to leave. We will not flood your inbox with emails, call you late into the night, or involve lawyers. We will not be vindictive if you decide to terminate the contract at any time. There will be no hidden fees or surprise consenquences for ending the relationship. We will be the perfect gentleman, and leave you alone whenever you decide to leave Medwaste medical waste disposal company.
4. We will deal with your crap
Well… literally. We will pick up your biohazardous waste, your sharps disposal, your garden variety medical waste. We are not afraid of your red bags, red containers, any containers… we will deal with it all calmly and proffessionally. We will carry the weight of your medical waste disposal and you won’t need to worry about any of it. We will even do our best to be nice over the phone even when you’re having a really bad day.
5. We’ll take you out to an upscale resort location at least twice a year…
Or not. Most probably not.
Okay, so we will not be taking you out on vacation or buying you dinners or sending you cute messages on your phone… not directly, anyway, although we’d like to believe we will be saving you some money that you might be able to spend on any of those things…
But at least if you do take a vacation you will not have to spend even a second worrying about OSHA compliance and who is stealing used sharps disposal needles in your office while you’re away!!